Telekinesis raises an ugly eye-
brow & hits me between my
shoulder blades, not with a
fist but with a cudgel plucked
from the pages of a 19th century
novel. A selective choice. The
original paragraph was bal-
anced phrase by phrase; but
here only the most threatening
have been used. The season of
darkness . . . the winter of despair.
What the dickens is going on?
In excess of the posted speed limit
Everyone going 80,
& I got bagged.
What does ; mean?
Either Spring is here :
or : calling out a function
using dot notation.
Decompose the outline
of complex parts. Vehe-
mence, pure undiluted
aggro, trollism, & per-
sonal axe-grinding.
What does that mean?
A bag of poo formed
by grinding down a pro-
fessional achievement.
It's official: Rizz is the
word of the year. A lot of
our language is gendered.
What Does Peace Mean?
from 100 Titles From Tom Beckett
#33: Parts and Holes are Desire’s Templates
Drag hence her husband to some secret hole,
And make his dead trunk pillow to our lust.
Shakespeare: Titus Andronicus
Bring your unique vision to life.
I shall be pleased to detail the procedure.
Mark the places you desire holes.
Take a pin, push it through the template to leave small holes.
You may never use them all. Enlarge those you need.
Befriending all the different parts of yourself will give you more choice.
Become more aware of the parts that respond to challenges in unskillful ways.
Parts are ever-changing, but don't let that burn a hole in your pocket.
Bending your metal & plastic parts adds just $19.00 to your cart total.
#88: Some of America’s Finest Malapropisms Stagger into a Bar
Gourds were everywhere around
Capital Hell. Unformed, in an
chemo outfit of carkeys, that helped
them bland into the surrendering
centenary. Come shaft’s end, & the
disjunctive eunuch forms were di-
shed in flavor of moiety; & the girds
would celery force to sneak out the
menagerie of dunking bards insin-
uated in the outboards nearby. Ours
later, & the thinnest could steel be
fined, about to snigger into the only
bear that they hadn’t yet interred.