Homeland Security has recom-
mended increased surveillance on
household appliances, even when
bought secondhand. Looks like
rhubarb juicers are prone to out-
rageous acts of terrorism if they
suffer water damage, especially
the earlier models, those with a
viewing platform where the alum-
inium handrails have been poorly
anodized & are starting to flake.
Sous le Ciel de Paris
Il pleut — not in that subtle
down the window of the
page calligramatic style of
Apollinaire but rather the way
it does in the tropics. Announced
by thunder. Then the rain, solid
on the corrugated-iron roof, so
loud it drowns out the track
I'm listening to on YouTube. An
acoustic group, reminiscent of
the Quintette du Hot Club de
France but sans violon — sorry
Stéphane. My brief sojourn be-
neath the Paris sky washed out.
The most stylish home-office shredder on the market.
ear is full of fireworks. The
smoke. Most people can-
She showered, then filled out her tax return
K. Jenner has been criticized
for asking that the death of
her wife not be celebrated by
the grinding of grain by hand.
"I have welded my own spits
out of steel," she said, "but I
cannot have oils on the surface
of the beans since I do not have
the right to dower. Nor can I
visit that Polish bookstore in
Berlin with its carefully curated
selection, or perform fieldwork
alongside men. Slavery denies
me a separate legal existence
& the use of a singular hashtag."